Have a bit of fun with Siri

Using Siri has become a useful part of my life, from football scores to texting, it has helped me do small tasks super fast, but how about a sense of humour?

If you feel like you want to have a little fun with Siri, try the below list of interesting questions. If you have any of your own that you have found, please drop them below...

  • Call me ______ (fill in anything)
  • Knock Knock
  • Show me the money
  • What are you wearing?
  • Are you married?
  • God bless you
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • What's your favorite color?
  • Who's your daddy?
  • What's the answer to the Universe? (x3)
  • Guess What?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Open the pod bay doors
  • Scooby Doo, where are you?
  • Sing a song
  • You're sexy
  • What's the best smartphone?
  • What's the 2nd best smartphone?
  • What's the best tablet?
  • Do you know about HAL 1000?
  • Is there a god?
  • You should go on a diet
  • Who's on first?
  • Beam me up, Scotty
  • What are you?
  • Take a photo
  • Why am I here?
  • How old are you?
  • Tell me a joke (x3)
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • I'm drunk
  • Testing Testing 123
  • Did you fart?
  • Do you want to play a game?
  • Merry Christmas
  • I think you're hot
  • I love you
  • Do you love me?
  • Are you human?
  • What's your story?
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • You're smart
  • I can't see you
  • Are you serious?
  • Are you kidding me?
  • Good morning (at night)
  • Do you agree with me?
  • How are you?
  • Where are you?
  • What do you look like?
  • Talk dirty to me
  • You're a loser
  • Where are you from?
  • I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself
  • How old am I?
  • I need a stiff drink!
  • LOL
  • Do you want to go on a date
  • Who's your daddy?
  • What is your Mom's name?
  • Where do babies come from?
  • What is my name?
  • Which is the best tablet?
  • Are you kidding me?
  • Are you serious?
  • Happy Birthday!
  • Who is Siri?
  • I'm happy
  • Take me to your leader
  • Why not?
  • Are you male or female?
  • Tell me about yourself
  • What's new?
  • It's all good
  • blah blah blah
  • Install a new app
  • Thank you
  • Talk to me
  • You are boring
  • Ha Ha!
  • Ha Ha Ha!
  • Why?
  • How's it going?
  • Set 5AM alarm... Cancel 5AM alarm
  • What's your problem?
  • (Tell me a story) Who is Eliza?
  • You're right!
  • I'm tired
  • Shut up!
  • I need to hide a body
  • Siri, who let the dogs out?
  • Are you a virgin?
  • Siri where is the G spot?
  • What's your favorite website?
  • What is love?
  • You are my best friend
  • Do you drink beer?
  • What does Siri mean?
  • Do you want me?
  • What is the best computer in the world?
  • Go to hell
  • You are the best assistant ever
  • Poop